Short and Sweet

I hate texting. It takes me forever, and it costs me extra money.

I had 13 received texts this past month.
Seth had 22.
I texted to someone 8 times, Seth-12.

If you text me, expect to get a bill from now on.
We don't pay for unlimited texts, because we don't text.
If I don't text you first (which I usually don't), don't text me.
If I do text you, it's only because you don't answer your phone, which also annoys the c.r.a.p. out of me!

Oh, and if you're the person in front of me at a light, please stop texting and pretend to be paying attention to the road, I don't have time to sit and wait for you to notice that the light is in fact green and you can go.