If you wash one of those little USB flash drives it will still work, I tested it out. (it only went through the washer, I didn't test the dryer too)
If you wash a cell phone , and find it when it's in the dryer, it might work too, and possibly better than before.
If you're at any store with lawnmowers, your 3 year old will see them, and you won't be able to leave until he gets to sit on them.
Kids actually do eat better if they aren't distracted by the t.v.
White trash is white trash, no matter how it's dressed up.
You can put inexpensive stuff in a nice house and it will usually look ok, but you can't make a house look better just by buying things from an expensive store.